When Angella’s mind wanders at work, what does she think of? I’ll tell you what I think of. I make up a list of dares in my head. Crazy, random dares that no one – not even I – would do. I don’t know why it’s so fun to come up with wacky, humiliating tasks for people. If someone dares you to stand on the side of a busy road and hold up a sign that says “Honk if you’re horny”, would you do it? Would you do it for $10? $20? What about just for fun? :D
Anyways, if any person (man, woman, child, schnauzer…) accomplishes one or more of the following dares, I will personally kiss you on the forehead and give you a lock of my hair. Maybe throw in a few Canadian pennies and a stuffed owl, who knows. Here’s the list:
Dare 1: If you’re a woman, let your husband do your hair and makeup for one day. Any style….any look.
Dare 2: Dress up like you’re from another time period and ask a complete stranger for the date. They’ll probably tell you something like “August 17” or “Friday” to which you must reply “No…NO! The YEAR?!!!”
Dare 3: For an entire day at work, you must ask for permission to use the bathroom.
Dare 4: In a public space, preferably a crowded park, release a cloud of balloons and shout “You’re FREE!!!
Dare 5: Before going to the next Stephanie Meyers movie, pour a bottle of shimmer all over your skin. Make sure to unzip your jacket while waiting in line under the sun (this will work better if you’re a guy in which case you must be shirtless).
Dare 6: Purposely get pulled over by a cop and give the performance of your life in an attempt to not get a ticket. Cry or flirt if need be, but you must do this all the while speaking in a foreign accent.
Dare 7: Dress up like Carrie for Junior prom (if you’re still in high school that is). Chances are, they won’t let you in with a bloodied dress so wait to pour the paint on yourself until you’re indoors. When they threaten to throw you out, give them an evil glare and remind them of what happened to Chris and Billy…
Dare 8: Go to McDonalds and try ordering a small mac.
Dare 9: Every time you run into your boss at work, either whistle, bow or curtsy (and it must be a “sexy” whistle).
Dare 10: Challenge a stranger to a dance off and give it everything you’ve got. Maybe throw in a belly flop or the David Bowie pelvic thrust.
Dare 11: Go to an ATM machine, withdraw $20 or more and LEAVE it (make sure no one is standing behind you). Return to your car and watch the expression of the next person who goes up.
Dare 12: For dinner, call not one….not two….but THREE different pizza companies and order the same thing from each. When all three delivery boys arrive around the same time, call out “be there in a minute!” and wait a while before answering the door. This will create an awkward situation where the three pizza services will stand around, looking at their competition uncomfortably.
Dare 13: Create a large, fake bruise on your face using makeup and make it look as believable as possible (this will work better if you’re a guy….girls not so much). If anyone asks you “Oh my gosh, what happened to your FACE??” turn to them and say “The first rule of Fight Club is…you do not talk about Fight Club.”
There you go! Thirteen fun dares for you to explore. And what does “dare” stand for kids?
D.A.R.E. – Do Accomplish Random Exploits! ;)