Gotta love the quotes on Grouchy Rabbit.

You know what’s more ironic? Using a wooden pencil to draw trees on paper, then folding the paper up into an origami tree which turns into an ornament that hangs on a Christmas tree. Ba-DUM ching.

More ironic stuff…

1) Being crushed to death by a grave stone.
2) Feeding sushi to fish.
3) Realizing that you have a muffin top because…you ate too many muffins.
4) Your last name is “Beard” but you don’t have one.
5) A watchmaker that wears a broken, digital watch.
6) A well fed artist.
7) A guy holding up a sign that says “DON’T BE AN IDIOT. USE YOUR BRAINE.”
8) A smoker outlives everyone.
9) Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. The fear of long words.
10) Anime characters (just think of their enormous think of their ethnicity).
11) Snow White dies of melanoma.
12) Satan can only play one song on his guitar. Stairway to Heaven.
13) You survive an injury because of a blood transfusion, only to find out that it’s the very blood you donated yesterday. You just saved yourself.
14) You name your pencil fish “Curly.”
15) There’s a new line of Barbie. She’s fat and frowning.

But best of all…

A guy loses his left arm to a shark and gets a shark tattoo on his stump. Amazing.

I love irony! Or as some call it…Karma’s sense of humor :)


11 thoughts on “Irony

  1. magpietimes says:

    haha…loved no. 10

  2. Lafemmeroar says:

    Hilarious. You burn off 500 calories exercising and reward yourself with a plate of pasta that has 1500 calories

  3. This is brilliant! I am going to re-post this, with due credits of course!

  4. Melissa K. says:

    Number 12 is hi-la-ri-ous.

  5. zoesays says:

    What a fabulous post. Many have tried and failed to write a post on Irony but you have taken the cake. Really excellent!

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