Etsy always has the coolest gift ideas, especially during the holidays. And look what treasure I found on today’s emailer:
“Tastes just like real imaginary unicorn farts! Like spearmint and pink cotton candy, everybody knows that.
This balm is designed to melt into your lips, not into your jeans! Which is good, because I keep mine in my butt pocket. It’s got lots of yumminess in it: natural beeswax, unrefined cocoa butter, unrefined shea butter, jojoba, sweet almond, grape seed oils, vitamin E, and flavor oil.”
What the heck is jojoba? Who cares. You’ll giggle every time you wipe this on your mouth and no one will know why. Offer some to your spouse. “Hey, would you like some………lip balm?”
Then make this sneaky smile (ignore Ron’s bacon-covered ice cream).